I got the raddest text from one of my fav co workers ..he said ” Have a great night ..live out loud and take chances …” I smiled and thought Damn straight I’m gonna buy that expensive goat cheese and really splurge-YES this is LITERALLY what I thought -It hit me like a ton of bricks ..WHEN THE FUCK DID I GET OLD ??
There were clues along the way …
1. I have said out loud “When I was young ..”and meant every single word about how much better it was.
2. I think its rude when kids play games on devices out in public.. ..I LITERALLY FIND IT offensive (what place is it of mine to judge ?)
3. $40.00 for a pair of jeans for me ?? NEVER. $60.00 for a pair of jeans for David -well yes he needs it.
4.Pinterest makes me “high “.
5.The grocery store is a fun place..and DEALS ??? omg when I find them ..lady hard on ..Trader Joes is orgasmic..
( Yes I said that )
6. A bottle of wine =two day of “recovery” .
7. I eat NOTHING for days and lose 0 pounds …eat one slice of pizza and gain 12 …
8. I recently googled how to apply makeup to cover wrinkles ..and on that note I have also considered using Vaseline for skincare …
9. I take vitamins ..religiously and can “feel” it when I miss a day .
10.I have grey hairs …more than one ….I am not even 40….and I have grey hairs ..
ON the plus side:
I do not need glasses ..
I can pretty much still eat whatever I want without tummy “issues.”
I still drive at a decent speed.
I still think teenagers are adorable ( yes even the saggy pants wearin’ ones.) Their energy inspires me.
SOOO as I round 40 ..( GASP ) :
Happy Sunday !!