Life Advice on drinking :
Never Pre-party at home with a bottle of wine and then go out to a dive bar.
Stay away from Dirty martinis and karoke-specifically “Hotel California.”
Steer clear of puerto rican lesbains.
Biker gangs=danger ..let’s be aware of that and NOT give out your home address.
The “mystery ” bruise is not attractive.
Working the next day always a bad idea. Death will seem better. And it might be ..
OHH YES FOLKS I feel like I have been run over ..by a truck ..a martini truck …
Some fun (useful) stuff :
cheap dinners to make :
1 lb. bulk pork sausage
1 cup onion, chopped
2 1/2 oz. jar sliced mushrooms, undrained
2 Tbsp. flour
1 1/2 cups milk
1 1/2 cups potatoes, cooked, cubed
1 cup sour cream
10 oz. can buttermilk biscuits
1 cup peas, cooked
Heat oven to 375 degrees. In a 10 inch oven proof skillet, brown sausage and onion, drain. Add mushrooms and flour. Over low heat, slowly add milk, stirring constantly. Add potatoes and heat till bubbly. Stir in sour cream. Arrange the 10 biscuits around the outer edge of the skillet and spoon the peas into the center. Bake for 15-20 minutes or until biscuits are golden. Serves 5-6.
Bacon Cheese Meatloaf Recipe
1/4 cup evaporated milk
1 1/2 cups swiss cheese, grated
1 cup bacon, cooked and crumbled (about 10 slices)
1/2 cup soft bread crumbs (leftover dinner rolls are especially good)
1/2 tsp. garlic powder
1/2 tsp. onion powder
1 1/2 lbs. ground beef
Combine everything except for 1/2 cup of the swiss cheese and 1/4 cup of the bacon. Mix well and shape into a loaf. Place in a greased loaf pan or baking dish.
Bake uncovered at 350 degrees for 1 hour until meat is no longer pink or a thermometer is at 160 degrees.
Drain. Sprinkle with the remaining cheese and bacon and bake 5 minutes longer or until cheese is melted. Let stand for 10 minutes before slicing.
Potato Flake Chicken Tenders Recipe
1/2 cup vegetable oil for frying
1 cup milk
1 (7.6 oz) pkg. instant garlic flavor potatoes
2 tsp. salt
1 tsp. pepper
1 1/2 lbs. chicken tenders
Heat oil in a skillet on medium heat. While oil is heating, beat egg and milk together in a bowl. On a piece of wax paper or a small plate, mix potatoes and seasonings. Dip chicken into milk mix; then roll in potato flakes. Fry 7-10 minutes, until golden. Drain on paper towels.
Note: You can modify this chicken tenders recipe by adding some Parmesan cheese or other seasonings you might like to the potato flakes. You can use regular instant potatoes and just add garlic powder to season them.
Green beans, with the ends trimmed
Red Pepper, cut into strips
Parmesan cheese, shredded
Drop any amount of first three vegetables you want into boiling water for 2 minutes or until they are bright in color and still crisp. Do not overcook them. Drain immediately and rinse in cold water. Drain well. Add pepper strips, cover and chill. Before serving toss with dressing and cheese.
This made me laugh ” Causes specific cravings pizza, chocolate , icecream ” if one does not crave these you are dead.
This disturbed me :
Cute hostess gift :
If you are at a rave ..or have kids ..either way this is cool :
- 1 cup boiling water
- 1 cup tonic water
- 1 package of JELL-O
- Whipped Cream and Sprinkles for topping (optional)
- Additional Sugar (to help cut the bitterness)
- Black Light
- Bring one cup of water to a boil.
- Pour JELL-O packet into a large bowl.
- Have a grown-up help you add your boiling water.
- Stir for two minutes with a wire whisk.
- Have a grown-up pour one cup of tonic water into a measuring cup.
- Slowly whisk while adding the tonic water. The mixture will be very bubbly. Give it a couple of minutes to rest.
- Pour it into four clean jars.
- Place in the refrigerator for two to three hours to set.
- Top with whipped cream and sprinkles.
- Place under a black light and watch it glow. Happy Halloween!
Who has this kind of time ?? And if u do come make this at my house please ..this is SUPER cool:
and I am out -typing is too loud and strenuous ..lol..and I am at WORK thank god no calls …have a wonderful week !!