Ok so my two children are all about weed ( ironically enough not about using it but about knowledge )
Yes I am a wonderful mother why do you ask ?
So it must be in the air (maybe literally) this week ..ill start with Dave :
Dave : Hey mom do you still like Weeds ? ( the show)
Me : no you were right ..lame after season two ..
Dave: But she makes good money ..
Me: I know should I grow and sell ?? Its legal here so why would anyone buy it from me ?
Dave: (taking a deep breath ) ..well no taxes PLUS you could make your own edibles etc….
he went on and on about profits and how one plant makes this amount ( he knew grams etc )
Me : Dave have you considered doing this ?
Dave : No mom but it’s simple marketing ..
OK two things crossed my mind: ONE IF i ever sell weed I’m seeking my 19 year old sons advice (just clinched my shot at mother of the year) and two why the hell aren’t you going for a marketing degree ??
and now Max ( yep my five year old )
So eating while sharing ( yes sharing we are weird ) a bowl of spaghetti and meatballs last night max turns to me :
Max: Does dad smoke pot (I was equally shocked by question as I was that he used the word pot )
Me: NO Max pot is a drug and we dont do drugs.
Max:(smiling ) yes he does .
Me; max No he doesnt and that is VERY bad to say about your dad.
Max: Ill show you.
Me: Ok ..(all time has stopped for me at this point)
Max walks into our room opens a drawer we have and pulls out a tobacco pipe .
Me: Max that is a pipe to smoke tobacco
Max : what’s tobacco ? ( ok you know what weed or POT is but not tobacco )
The convo went on as I explained tobacco , weed and pipes …
Me : Max how do you know you smoke pot of of a pipe ?
Max: Family Guy …
Just so you know those PBS specials have nothing on my house “as in what no to do to ensure your kids wont do drugs ”
( does that even make sense ? )
ANYWAYS Happy Sunday !