This came over my FB page with caption “take a moment to breath ” ( is it just me or is this horse vomiting ?? )
This is someone’s-A FRIEND TO BOOT- actual FB post :
“On any given day, I don’t feel accomplished unless I’ve violated the prime directive at least once.”
Maybe it’s something I am not getting ??
This happened this morning :
Max :Hey mom I have a surprise for you.
Me: YAYAYYA what is it ?
Max : Go look at your plants.
Me : what I saw …
Me :Thanks Max ! I love it can I take a picture ?
Max: I guess but just so you know I only wore it once on my butt
UMM WHAT ??
Ok am I a dummy ?? I don’t get this :
- I took Ambien …I took Ambien ..I took Ambien ..I dont take fucking Tylenol and I took Ambien ..
- CHANGED -MY-LIFE ..I am NOT exaggerating when I say this …I haven’t slept like that since was a teenager ..( lets be honest EVER ) For those like me ( poor Dave ) who don’t EVER ( drunk even) sleep through the night this is your new best friend ..I have been put under once for surgery and it was like that ..now to find it without a prescription ..LMAO ..
For you Cab Lovers : this is not a WTF -this is reality..
WTF Headlines :
- Ovary Removal Turns Into Surprise C-Section For 9-Pound Baby
- Possible monkey seen outside Highlands Ranch theatre: 9NEWS talked to the Douglas County Regional Dispatch Center, and dispatchers did confirm receiving a call about a monkey in that area. Officers did not find a monkey when they investigated.
Animal Abuse ?
Well that’s all for now 🙂
Peace out loves :