I am a truly not a grown up ..I realized this the last couple days ( surprisingly) I am actually A. Not shocked and B. Kinda happy I am not -its much more fun in the juvenile arena.
I love Family Guy and anything Comedy Central. I also LOVE Off the Rocker ( wait does that make me old ? )
I laugh ( to myself cannot let Chris know ) at Chris’s naked dance to Nasty Girl by Janet Jackson
I truly have no doubt that a hot dog is a MUST at a baseball game
Anyone annoying me is a turd nugget (yep I am not kidding this is what I say in my head )
I LOVE baths and good books-I still love Shel Silverstein
I really really really want a puppy ( sad face )
I laughed ( like a hyena in church ) at these emails I received in my inbox ( subject line ) -“Difference between babies and aliens….nothing ”
-Your poop is it enough ??And we are serious ”
-“When masturbation becomes obsession”
I do love frozen yogurt with sprinkles ( now I want )
and I think the kicker was when i was flippin through channels ( for Max ) I found a show on Disney titled : Doc McStuffins -dont try to re-read you got it right the first time -that is an ACTUAL show -someone sat down and said lets name a CHILDREN’S show something so similar to a porno it will confuse some
( or at least that’s what the 12 year old Steph thought )
Happy Tuesday Turd Nuggets !