“Artistic Venus will form a sextile to inventive Uranus. ” Yes yes I know what this really means BUT the 5th grader in me had a good laugh -what words to string together ?
Happy Thursday now I am in a dive bar with a jack and coke kinda mind so here is some dirty raunchy-ness :
Dirty pick up lines :
My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina?
You can call me “The Fireman”….mainly because I turn the hoes on!
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a weiner stand.
My magical watch says you’re not wearing any panties…oh, you are? Damn, it must be an hour fast…
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan?
A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
Q: How do you find a man in a bar who is sensitive, caring and good looking?
A: He’s nursing a Mike’s Hard Lemonade and is acting super super gay!
Q: What are the two main ingredients in Cialis?
A: Miracle Gro & Fix-a-flat!
Have a great day all !!