“Reality continues to ruin my life.”
― Bill Watterson,
Yes sir !! ( Wine anyone ? )
“If you don’t know where you’re going, any road’ll take you there”
― George Harrison
I have called this in the past an adventure sir Harrison
“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”
― Dr. Seuss
“Why is the sky blue ? Cause god ran out of red paint “
Life is an opportunity, benefit from it.
Life is beauty, admire it.
Life is a dream, realize it.
Life is a challenge, meet it.
Life is a duty, complete it.
Life is a game, play it.
Life is a promise, fulfill it.
Life is sorrow, overcome it.
Life is a song, sing it.
Life is a struggle, accept it.
Life is a tragedy, confront it.
Life is an adventure, dare it.
Life is luck, make it.
Life is too precious, do not destroy it.
Life is life, fight for it.”
― Mother Teresa
You cannot talk Shit about Mother Teresa its just bad karma -plus she rocks and this is a beautiful quote ..
Fun Quotes Dave and Max have said :
” I need to get a lion. No one messes with you in traffic with a lion in the back of your car ” -David
” Stop asking me questions I told you only cowboys and horses live in the wild wild west ” -Max
“Mom it was amazing -probably just like the day you had me ” -David
” I love you mommy almost like my pillow pet but a little less ” -Max
Smile it’s Tuesday ! 🙂
My obsession with my emails grows ..i really think im on some kind of sex crazed weird ass list …
over the past week SUBJECT LINES ONLY :
1.14 Signs You Might Be Bad In Bed
hmmm paranoia creeps in and I wonder is this a forward ?
2.15 Things You Didn’t Know About Testicles — But Should!
Should be titled 15 things I never want to know again about testicles
3.Hump like a rabbit or an Ox ..
wtf ?? I had to read it explains what type of sex “animal ” you are ..umm none ??
I should really put a spam filter on these BUT they are kinda funny …
Dave asking Marina to prom …
Spring fever ! I have it bad ! Like Ive never had before ..so strange I’m actually a little depressed ..Dont get me wrong I have been sad before in my lifetime and anxious and all the jazz but DEPRESSION is its own animal and I have never been in funk like this before. I have started and stopped so many goal lists and gratitude journals ( things that supposedly help depression ) soaked in the tub more times than I can count and have read more books from the library than I know what to do with ! I still feel blah !! Am up late at night worrying about the dogs next door ?? (really Steph ? yes really ) about Max and his new haircut ( what If i scarred him by making him get one ) about Dave and his teeth ..he needs ortho so bad! How can I afford college and Ortho..etc etc so what do I do ? NO clue ..have tried wine, exercise ( not in the order ) Joining clubs , making clubs -( all the things I mentioned above) SO i guess where I am at is where I am at ..might as well ride this ride all the way through HELL it might be fun .. Maybe I can weep openly in public and blame it on “depression ” or tell Chris I can no longer give Max a bath too depressed ..Oh and I can even tell Chris I need to eat out once a week to help with my “depression” hahaha. This is looking brighter already…
With Dave’s graduation around the corner Im missing him so much lately ! I have become the mom that begs and whines for their child to call and talk them !! Its awful ( not proud ) PLUS i have stopped drinking so much ( key words so much ) wine so needless to say I am not a bundle of joy to be around ..so there ..whiny , bitchy and sober ..anyone wanna hang ?? here is some funny pics i came across though ..so lets all raise our glasses of carrot juice ( WTF ??) and enjoy these pics together shall we ?
and on that note