My goal this week –



Quotes ..yep it’s Tuesday

“Reality continues to ruin my life.” 
― Bill Watterson,

Yes sir !! ( Wine anyone ? ) 

“If you don’t know where you’re going, any road’ll take you there” 
― George Harrison

I have called this in the past an adventure sir Harrison 

“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.” 
― Dr. Seuss

“Why is the sky blue ? Cause god ran out of red paint “

Life is an opportunity, benefit from it.
Life is beauty, admire it.
Life is a dream, realize it.
Life is a challenge, meet it.
Life is a duty, complete it.
Life is a game, play it.
Life is a promise, fulfill it.
Life is sorrow, overcome it.
Life is a song, sing it.
Life is a struggle, accept it.
Life is a tragedy, confront it.
Life is an adventure, dare it.
Life is luck, make it.
Life is too precious, do not destroy it.
Life is life, fight for it.” 
― Mother Teresa

You cannot talk Shit about Mother Teresa its just bad karma -plus she rocks and this is a beautiful quote ..

Fun Quotes Dave and Max have said :

” I need to get a lion. No one messes with you in traffic with a lion in the back of your car ” -David

” Stop asking me questions I told you only cowboys and horses live in the wild wild west ” -Max 

“Mom it was amazing -probably just like the day you had me ” -David 

” I love you mommy almost like my pillow pet but a little less ” -Max 

Smile it’s Tuesday ! 🙂


emails ( again )

My obsession with my emails grows ..i really think im on some kind of sex crazed weird ass list …

over the past week SUBJECT LINES ONLY :

1.14 Signs You Might Be Bad In Bed


hmmm paranoia creeps in and I wonder is this a forward ? 


2.15 Things You Didn’t Know About Testicles — But Should!

Should be titled 15 things I never want to know again about testicles 

3.Hump like a rabbit or an Ox ..

wtf ?? I had to read it explains what type of sex “animal ” you are ..umm none ?? 

I should really put a spam filter on these BUT they are kinda funny …



Debbie Downer

Spring fever ! I have it bad ! Like Ive never had before strange I’m actually a little depressed ..Dont get me wrong I have been sad before in my lifetime and anxious and all the jazz but DEPRESSION is its own animal and I have never been in funk like this before. I have started and stopped so many goal lists and gratitude journals ( things that supposedly help depression ) soaked in the tub more times than I can count and have read more books from the library than I know what to do with ! I still feel blah !! Am up late at night worrying about the dogs next door ?? (really Steph ? yes really ) about Max and his new haircut ( what If i scarred him by making him get one  ) about Dave and his teeth ..he needs ortho so bad! How can I afford college and Ortho..etc etc so what do I do ? NO clue ..have tried wine, exercise ( not in the order ) Joining clubs , making clubs -( all the  things I mentioned above) SO i guess where I am at is where I am at ..might as well ride this ride all the way through HELL it might be fun .. Maybe I can weep openly in public and blame it on “depression ” or tell Chris I can no longer give Max a bath too depressed ..Oh and I can even tell Chris I need to eat out once a week to help with my “depression” hahaha. This is looking brighter already…



With Dave’s graduation around the corner Im missing him so much lately ! I have become the mom that begs and whines for their child to call and talk them !! Its awful ( not proud ) PLUS i have stopped drinking so much ( key words so much ) wine so needless to say I am not a bundle of joy to be around there ..whiny , bitchy and sober ..anyone wanna hang ?? here is some funny pics i came across though lets all raise our glasses of carrot juice ( WTF ??) and enjoy these pics together shall we ?





and on that note